A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.