Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...