I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.