Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...