Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...