Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....