Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....