Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
A young naval student
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...