LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...