Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!