George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...