To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...