Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!