What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...