Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...