If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...