Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...