Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
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Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
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Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
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Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
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Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...