You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
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Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.