Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...