Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...