What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...