Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...