Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...