Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...