Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...