A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...