No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
A drunk orders himself a beer
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Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...