First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
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Texan farmer travels
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Grandpa is fine.
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Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Wart’s new!
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You’ve been programming too long when
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Give him an orange
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