To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...