What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...