Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...