Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...