A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
The Feline Diet
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Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou