Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...