Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....