Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...