What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Terrorist and PMS
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‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Why English is tough
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Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...