Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...