Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...