Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Ebonics Christmas
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Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...