Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Top reasons why it’s great to be French
Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...