Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...