What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Two plus two is five
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The last day working
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The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...