Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...