The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...