Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...