Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...