Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
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Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
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Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Death becomes nerd
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Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
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Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...