Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...